You may be wondering why my old site—the one with the monkey excrement banner—is gone. The answer is that it was too beautiful for this world.
In all seriousness, I put that site together in an afternoon in 2010 and its age was beginning to show. Moreover, its legacy PHP/WordPress framework—including dodgy plugins and Flash scripts—was had barely been updated and was beginning to pose a security risk. I plan on replacing it soon.